Silapha ukuze sikubonise incwadi yokungcola, ubhalo olonwabisayo ngababhali uJuan Toda kunye noJulieta Fiero kunye nemifanekiso enobuchule nguJosé Luis Perujo. Makhe sibone ukuba ingantoni na le.
Ibhalwe nguJuan Tonda kunye noJulieta Fierro
Ababhali bencwadi yokungcola
UJuan Toda - ingcali yefiziksi kunye nosekela mlawuli weendaba ezibhaliweyo zoLawulo oluPhezulu lweSayensi yokuSasazwa kwe-UNAM - kunye noJulieta Fiero - umlawuli jikelele weSayensi yeSayensi ye-National Autonomous University of Mexico (UNAM) - zizazinzulu ezimbini ezidumileyo ezizibophelele ngokugqithisileyo yesayensi kwaye wabhala Incwadi yokungcola.
Bobabini bafumene iBhaso leSizwe lokuSasaza iSayensi eMexico. Kwesi sihlomelo solonwabo babonisa abaxhamli abakhulu ebantwini: i-snot, indle, amathe, ukubila, umchamo, iifarts, amaqhakuva, ukugabha kunye nokubhodla.
Kodwa ababhali ababonisi kuphela aba balinganiswa bayimfuneko, kodwa bancoma ubukho babo. Inxalenye esisiseko yomsebenzi yimizobo emnandi eyenziwe nguJosé Luis Perujo, iMbasa yeSizwe yeCaricature eMexico.
Umxholo wencwadi yokungcola
Ababhali bathi kule ncwadi: Sizihagu sonke. Kungcono ukuba siyamkele kwaye sazi ukungcola kwethu. Ngokuqinisekileyo oku, kudliwano-ndlebe uNksk.
Bobabini bayavuma ukuba bamdaka kakhulu kwaye abanantloni ngokubhala nokuthetha ngezinto ezimdaka, nangona benomsebenzi wabo wezemfundo, apho bafumana khona ulwazi olunzulu lophando.
Bathatha uxanduva lokuba banokuba negalelo kwinto ethile kwisihloko abaninzi abathetha ngaso, kodwa bambalwa ababhalayo, nangona bechitha inxalenye yexesha labo kuyo yonke imihla. Yiyo loo nto bemi ngelithi ukuba ngqongqo ngokwemfundo akufuneki kukhatshwe bubuso obundilisekileyo nobundilekileyo. Incwadi yokungcola ayiqulathanga kuphela idatha ethembekileyo nenzululwazi, ikwadibanisa imizekelo ukuze isetyenziswe:
- Idatha yokutsha kweLindle,
- Umthamo wokuncamathelisa we-mucus,
- Imvelaphi ye-Water Closet- yangasese, yangasese, i-poceta- (kuxhomekeke kwilizwe ekulo),
- Imvelaphi yamaqhakuva,
- indlebe,
- Iipellets zeenzwane okanye,
- Uluhlu lokutya okunceda ukugxotha ummelwane.
Lonke olu lwazi luqokelelwa kwizahluko ezingamashumi amabini anesihlanu, ukongeza kwicandelo lamabinzana kunye noluhlu lwesigama samagama angama-taboo anxulumene ne-eschatology okanye isayensi ye-poop, njengoko ababhali beyibiza njalo.
Izahluko zi
- Kutheni sihlamba?
- Izithako kwi poop
- iintlobo zendle
- indle yezilwanyana
- ukusetyenziswa kwendle
- Ndachama!
- Umchamo
- Ukusetyenziswa kunye namasiko kunye nomchamo
- Imbali yendlu yangasese
- siya njani kwigumbi lokuhlambela
- indle esithubeni
- Yintoni ephezulu!
- imifuniselo ngeefarts
- irp
- i-snot
- Indlela yokususa i-mucus
- Iigargajos kunye namathe
- ugabha
- Ukubila
- amaqhakuva kunye blackheads
- Iwax, ukungcola, irheum kunye nomphefumlo omdaka
- ukucoca okumdaka
- izinto ezimdaka
- More ezimdaka curiosities
- Iintetho kunye neetekisi ezingcolileyo
Kwakhona, kufuneka songeze amaphepha amabini oluhlu lwamagama. Ukuchukumisa okukhethekileyo okwenza ukukhatshwa kweekhathuni ezinkulu kangaka, kuzalisekisa ulwazi kwaye kukhokelela umfundi ukuba asebenzise ukucinga kwabo.
Ababhali bathetha ngakumbi ngale ncwadi
Le mhlawumbi yincwadi abantu abadala abaya koyika ukuyithenga, oko kukuthi, baye banqatshelwa. Nangona abanye ngokuqinisekileyo beya kufuna ukuyifunda, ngoko ke sinethemba lokuba baya kuba nenkalipho baze bakunandiphe.
Ngokwahlukileyo koko, abantwana nabantu abaselula abayi kukuthandabuza ukunandipha zonke izinto ezingcolileyo ezichazwe kule ncwadi, ngenxa yesizathu esilula sokuba bayazi ukuba sonke simdaka, nangona abanye bengayamkeli.
Bonke abantu benza izinto ezimdaka kwaye ngokungenakuphepheka, bayinxalenye yobomi bethu. Yeka ukwenza izinto ezingcolileyo akunakwenzeka ngaphandle kokuba umntu ufuna ukubonisa ngenye indlela, ngoko ke, kufuneka uqaphele ukuba lixesha lokuba uvume kwaye ubazi.
Inzululwazi yokungcola iya kusinceda ukuba sizivumele ukuba singcole kakhulu, kodwa kwangaxeshanye sisempilweni kakhulu kuba inkcubeko emdaka ikwayinxalenye yobomi bethu bemihla ngemihla. Akukho mntu unokuyeka ukwenza izinto ezimdaka, nokuba akanayo imikhuba emdaka, eyona nto iphambili yokwenza izinto ezimdaka kukuphepha izifo azivelisayo.
Emva kweminyaka emininzi besebenza kuphando lwezenzululwazi kunye nokwandiswa kwabantu, bakubona njengethuba lokubhala nokuthetha ngesihloko abathi, kubo bonke ubomi babo, ezi nzululwazi ziye zachonga, zahleka kwaye zonwaba.
Bagqiba ekubeni xa besenza okanye bebhekisela kubo, abanye abantu baziva behlazekile kwaye behlazekile, abanye, ngokuchaseneyo, bayahleka; kwaye kukho abo “banokungazi” okanye bazenze ngathi banesifo sengqondo esiyingozi. Okuyinyani kukuba abanakuyeka ukwenza umsebenzi wabo omdaka kuba ngumsebenzi obalulekileyo womzimba wayo nayiphi na into ephilayo. Ngubani othe ngathethi ngokungcola?
Izimvo malunga nencwadi
Xa sayifumana le ncwadi, unyana wam oneminyaka elishumi elinesine ubudala, akuyibona, wayifundela yonke intsapho ngokuvakalayo, enikela imvaba efanelekileyo kwisivakalisi ngasinye, ephoxisa yaye ephoxisa ngokufanelekileyo, yaye ehleka ngokuvakalayo kumzekelo ngamnye.
Kwamthatha nje imizuzu engamashumi amathathu anesihlanu ukuyitya kwaye sonke sihoye. Uyise, owayezele lucalucalulo kodwa ekwamdaka, wayengafuni ukumphulaphula.
Kuye ngumcimbi wokwenene kuba, kwiminyaka yakhe, sijongana nokulawulwa kokungcola kwakhe imihla ngemihla. Uzigqala njengeziqhelekileyo yaye akanalo naluphi na uhlobo lobulumko. Lithuba lokuba ndikubonise kwesi sithuba ufundo OMNYE onomdla wolutsha, olufana ne Isishwankathelo sencwadi ethi The Perks of Being Invisible.
Ndizama ukukulumkisa ngokubaluleka kokugcina ucoceko lobuqu ukuze ukungcola kwakho kungayichaphazeli impilo yakho. Kuya kufuneka wazi nokuba ukuphathwa ngokuchanekileyo kokungcola kwakho kuya kukuvumela ukuba ube nobomi obuhle kunye nempilo yentlalontle. Incwadi yokungcola yeza ukomeleza ezinye zeenkolelo zabo, nangona siya kuyinika ubungqina besayensi obuyifanele ukuyijika.
Lo mdlalo ujolise kubantu bayo yonke iminyaka. Mhlawumbi emva kokuyifunda le ncwadi, awusayi kuba neentloni ngaloo nto ithethwa ngumntu wonke yaye usenokude uyibhiyozele.